All right so enough of being serious, because today was an awesome day.
A short story about sandals and Angela, in two parts:
Part I:
For the longest time, I couldn't bear to have anything stuck between my toes. I think I had a weird experience as a baby with bits of sock fuzz being stuck between my toes and not being able to reach it because I didn't really know what feet were. Therefore, I refused to wear flip flops or sandals with flip flop like tendencies. In fact, I couldn't wear shoes where I was forced to go without socks. And I wore socks EVERYWHERE (except to bed).
---SHORT AWESOME SOCK MONTAGE.---*
Punky pink and black socks
Star-in-your-eyes socks
PANDA SOCKS!!!!
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I was also one of those kids who couldn't bear their feet being different colors (yay tan lines?) and so wore socks whenever I had to wear sandals (how uncool. >.<) But...I wore shorts. The result was a super terrible sock tan, kinda like this girl's.**Fortunately, I got over both the must-wear-socks thing and the can't-have-things-between-my-toes thing and, due to trusty New England coldness, have worn pants for enough of the year so that my feet tanning and leg-whitening have evened out the sock tan. Happy ending, part I.
Part II:
I have many dude friends. Bros, if you will. Next to their feet, my feet look very small. And indeed, I wear a size 6, which is not the easiest size to find shoes in (ladies size 8 is the best, in case you were wondering). But what no one realizes, because I still wear boots and sneakers a lot, is that my feet are very wide, thanks to my dad's side of the family, so it's extra hard to break in shoes and to avoid toe cleavage. Therefore, I have a pair of flip flops...and no other sandals. Now, considering that I'll probably be doing a lot of walking in a very hot region of the globe in approx. 5 days, my mom considered that I should probably have a pair of lightweight sandals. Enter, sandals of awesome:
Comfortable and wide enough for my gigantorwide feets. :) Happy ending, part deux.
All in all, it's been a fruitful day, full of revelations and footwear. To all those who are troubled in the search of the truth in things, remember this proverb: If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.
*Sock credit: Kelsey Sakimoto, who doesn't like to wear socks.
** Link to sock tan
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